Buying Another Pricey Bag to Satisfy My Bag Addiction

When Someone Gives me Documents in a Binder That Only Opens When you Pop the Tabs on the Ends

When I Pass the Bar Exam

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When I Get the Last Piece of Pizza and Patrick Gets Upset

When My Home State Votes for Obama and the DREAM Act

When My Gym Has Mirrors All Over The Place

When I Have Less than a Week of Freedom Left

Tammy: there should be parties for that kind of thing
Tammy: like a bachelorette party
Tammy: except for work
Tammy: degenerette party?