When I Try to Go on a Diet

This dog is my HERO!

When My Iphone 6 Arrives

Gold phone baybee!!!

When I Find out that Corporal Punishment Can Get You Indicted

It's not just for dogs and cats anymore.

When I Find Out that Someone Actually Follows (and Likes) This Blog

When I Have 3 Fantasy Drafts in 2 Days

"Slated for a 10th-Place Finish, {My Team} It Appears is Not Good at Drafting" - the assholes at Yahoo! Fantasy Sports

When I Review 2000 Documents in a Foreign Language

Help me, Google translate... you're my only hope.

Mondays.

My Morning Commute

My evenings...

Friday evenings:

Sunday evenings:

Nonbillable work.

When Patrick Has Food

... even if I don't like it.

When There Is Free Food and I've Already Eaten Way Too Much

When My "Sense of Wonder" May Have Been Misguided

When I Show Up at an Event Alone and Don't Immediately See Anyone I Recognize

In the first seconds:

In the next few seconds:

When Someone Gives Me an Assignment When I'm Trying to Leave Work

When Something Turns Out to have Bacon or Cheese In It

From a delightful Japanese game show "Candy or Not Candy?"

Patrick Going to Sleep

When I Get a Snow Day

Fascinating.

Anything By Kate Spade