When I Find Out that Someone Actually Follows (and Likes) This Blog

When I Have 3 Fantasy Drafts in 2 Days

"Slated for a 10th-Place Finish, {My Team} It Appears is Not Good at Drafting" - the assholes at Yahoo! Fantasy Sports

When I Review 2000 Documents in a Foreign Language

Help me, Google translate... you're my only hope.

Mondays.